you’re here. I win.
Because Attention is the new currency
Dear hosPItality &
Entertainment Industry pros,
I help transfrom:
your staff into showstoppers,
your brand into a buzzworthy obsession,
your events into “I can’t believe i MISSEd that” experiences, and
your venue into the “I know just the Spot” everyone’s talking about.
Your Guests Don't Care (YET)! Your venue blends in (for now).
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Your Guests Don't Care (YET)! Your venue blends in (for now). *
In a world of endless scrolling littered with infinite copy+paste restaurant options—your customers are harder to get through the door than ever. Plus, even once inside, impressing them can seem impossible.
Hard to Swallow Truth Pill:
Your bar doesn’t need more cocktails—it needs moments that make customers stay longer & spend more;
Your staff doesn’t need more hours—they need training to engage, upsell, and create magic moments for your guests.
Your venue doesn’t need more discounts—it needs memorable experiences that keep customers coming back.
most bars, restaurants, and hospitality brands are wrestling in muddy waters for attention—and lOSING—BADLY.
Picture this: It’s Friday night, and your venue is packed—but instead of driving big sales and unforgettable experiences, your staff is coasting, customers are disengaged, and the energy feels flat.
Or worse, it’s a slow night, and you’re scrambling to figure out why your marketing isn’t bringing people in.
Maybe you’ve tried hosting events or spending on ads, but the results fell short. The buzz dies down as quickly as it started, and customers don’t return. You’re left wondering,
‘What’s the missing piece’?
You don’t just need something—you need someone.
Someone who knows how to transform your business, help you turn disengaged staff into profit machines, create viral buzz that brings in new customers while reigniting sparks with your regulars, and design unforgettable experiences that make your venue the destination everyone’s talking about
I create obsession: Guests who rave about you & Staff who love working for you.
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I create obsession: Guests who rave about you & Staff who love working for you. *
Curated Strategy Designed
for IMPACT
A customer is a transaction. A loyal guest boosts your bottom line. A superfan turns your business into a destination.
Whether you need staff that sells, viral content that fills seats, or unforgettable experiences that spark word-of-mouth buzz, I’ll help you stand out—and keep your customers coming back for more.
I specialize in creating moments that stick. Leveraging my expertise in storytelling, audience engagement, and performance arts, mixed with years working in the industry; I help bars, restaurants, and hospitality brands craft experiences—both in-person and online—that captivate guests, ignite conversations, and lead to measurable growth.
From consulting on high-level strategies to delivering tailored training programs.
From delivering a fully curated social media strategy to a full venue transformation.
Everything I do is designed to help your business:
Attract up to 25% more customers;
Boost check sizes by 15-20%;
Create buzz that drives 30% more repeat visits and 2X word-of-mouth referrals.
Start with a 90-minute session tailored to your business.In other words, I help visionary hospitality owners and brands transform the sarcastic B.O.H. popularized “livin’ the dream” mumble
into an unforgettable results-driven reality.
Staff Upselling & Engagement Training;
Hospitality Content Campaigns;
Customer Experience Strategy;
Buzz-Worthy Events;
Product Launch Activations;
High-Level Consulting for Hospitality Brands.
“To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.”
Commit to the ultimate 3-month business makeover.How It Works
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1. Start with a buzz audit
We kick things off with a strategy session to uncover the untapped potential in your venue. In 90 minutes, we’ll identify 3-5 actionable opportunities to increase profits, wow your guests, and energize your staff.
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2. Build Your Transformation plan
Using insights from the audit, we’ll create a custom plan to train your staff, craft viral content, and design unforgettable guest experiences. Think of it like a Mission Impossible briefing—except this time, you’re guaranteed to win.
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3. Make it happen (aka WIN)
With your plan in place, we’ll deliver the tools, training, and strategies needed to bring it to life. Watch your team engage, your customers return, and your venue become the destination everyone’s talking about
WHY CLIENTS Call KAZAM
MORE THAN 200 Million VIEWS A.k.A. Proven Results
Attention is the new currency, and I’ve mastered the art of earning it. Over the past decade, I’ve performed thousands of live shows, made numerous television and radio appearances, worked with high-profile clients and captivated audiences around the world. With 168 million views on YouTube alone, and a proven track record of creating moments that stand out, I bring a unique ability to turn ordinary events into extraordinary experiences. From exclusive private gatherings to consulting for top-tier hospitality venues, I specialize in crafting experiences that inspire, delight, and leave guests talking long after the curtains close.
Tailored Experiences
Every package is customized for your audience and goals. Because I don’t use A.I at every step, or one-size-fits-all templates: I can only take on a limited amount of clients each year. I have ZERO interest in trying to make something that just looks like another uninspired Pinterest board threw up over your bar. Or worse, make your staff do silly dances to match what’s “TRENDING” and hope the '“algo” picks it up. You have higher standards, so do I. Automation is great, but you know what’s even greater?
Being good IRL (in real life).
Human Connection
Nobody likes the feeling of talking to a robot. A.I. is a wonderful tool, but nothing will ever replace the feeling of being human. We are social creatures. We crave being around others. Whether it’s spiraling down a Reddit rabbit hole until 3am, or catching up at a pub. We’re all exploring our humanity, and sharing it with others, in some way. Using a blend of storytelling, entertainment, and a heightened sensitivity to perception, I add fuel to the already exciting experience of people coming into your venue or coming together for your initiative, and create powerful emotional connections that plant themselves in people’s memories. When they think back to that breathtaking time they had, they’ll automatically remember where it happened, why it happened and link all those feelings back to you, your space, your brand.
Concierge-Level Service
From consultation to execution, my team and I make the process seamless for you. Call it white-glove, call it paying attention to detail, call it proactive instead of reactive. I call it the standard, because better is best.
multi-hyphenate Doer
Nowadays, everyone can be a keyboard warrior, and talk is cheaper than ever. We are defined by what we’ve DONE, not what we say we’re going to do. I’ve worn many hats, and excelled in various industries. Now I borrow from the range of experiences I’ve amassed, and remix them to create innovative and inspiring things. Whether consulting, curating, or performing, I deliver results every time.
Here are some things from my “DONE” list:
Grew a YouTube channel from 327 to over 103,000 subscribers in 89 days;
Made an award-winning blog;
Finalist in an international mixology competition;
Specialized skills coach & performer for TV & Film projects;
Resident live performer in 4 venues, for 5+ years in a row;
Unicycled from Niagara Falls, ON, to NYC (400+ miles / 650+ km)
Stole a mayor’s watch off his wrist while shaking his hand;
Appeared on America’s Got Talent;
Airbnb Superhost across multiple properties, earning 200+ 5 Star reviews;
Guided a customer experience team responsible for transitioning more than 80,000 clients from one service provider to another, over the course of 3 weeks;
Performed for numerous celebrities and A-listers at V.I.P. events and private functions;
Rescued a turtle…no seriously, I did. It was awesome! I mean who doesn’t like turtles…!? Best day of my life.
“bold font and quotation marks so it must be true.”
"I’ve got referral letters, video testimonials, and texts from hundreds of incredible clients who’ve raved about the work we’ve done together.
Rather than overwhelm you with a wall of praise, I’ve included logos of some of the brands I’ve worked with. If you need more social proof, just ask."
You think I’m joking, but here’s a true story: NBC Universal read this exact section, and they weren’t laughing. They emailed me and asked me to provide some referrals—so I did. One of those referrals was from a hospitality group whose wine cellar was probably worth more than NBCU’s last movie budget.
Their next email simply said: ‘Are you available in March?’"
”Are you available in March?”
-NBC Universal
WHO TF IS ALEX KAZAM?
Hi, I’m Alex Kazam—an award-winning writer, performance artist, and “internet personality” (at least, according to Google… whatever that means). Welcome to my website. Thanks for stopping by. I know you’re busy, so let me cut to the chase: I help bars, restaurants, and hospitality brands create unforgettable experiences that customers rave about—and staff actually enjoy delivering.
But let’s rewind for a second. My journey didn’t start with some fancy corporate title—it started at age 15, with a deck of cards and a borrowed suit. I was performing close-up magic in restaurants, and by age 16, I had 4 weekly gigs at different venues. I wasn’t just entertaining tables—I was driving repeat customers and helping venues build loyalty through experiences people couldn’t stop talking about.
By 21, I traded the deck of cards for a shaker tin and started bartending for a large corporate chain. Turns out, I could mix drinks almost as well as I could mix metaphors—and after winning a few mixology competitions, I became the guy who could wow people behind the bar and in front of it. A few years later, as a Bar Manager for a Yacht Club, I put a cocktail on the menu that cost more than 8x more than anything they’d ever served before. The kicker? I sold four of them in one month.
So, what does all this mean for you? It means I know hospitality from the inside out. I’ve been there—on the floor, behind the bar, and running the show. I know what it takes to engage customers, energize staff, and drive profits.
More recently, I took a decade-old YouTube channel with just 327 subscribers and grew it to over 100,000 in less than 90 days. How? By combining the same principles I’ve used in hospitality for years—captivating storytelling, emotional connection, and an understanding of what grabs people’s attention.
This isn’t magic—it’s strategy. Whether I’m training your staff, designing a viral marketing campaign, or helping you craft a guest experience that people can’t stop talking about, my goal is the same: to make your venue the place people choose to spend their time, their money, and their Instagram stories.
So, if you’re ready to turn your customers into superfans and your staff into engagement experts, let’s create something unforgettable together.
Why Book the Buzz Audit?
Because this isn’t just a call—it’s the start of your venue’s transformation.
In this 90-minute deep dive, we’ll:
Uncover hidden opportunities: Learn exactly where your business is leaving money on the table—and how to fix it.
Build a custom strategy: Walk away with 3 actionable steps to increase foot traffic, boost revenue, and energize your staff.
Create momentum: Get bold, proven ideas that you can implement immediately to see results.
This isn’t a brainstorming session—it’s a profit-focused game plan designed to create measurable impact.
After this session, you’ll have a clear roadmap to:
Attract more customers and keep them coming back.
Boost your average check size by 15-20%.
Create word-of-mouth buzz that drives repeat business.
If you’re serious about making your venue the destination everyone’s talking about—this is how you start.
The Guarantee
If this session doesn’t pay for itself in a week, you don’t pay.
Here’s the deal: If you don’t walk away from this call with at least three actionable strategies that boost your revenue by 5X the cost of this session within a week, I’ll refund your money—no questions asked.
Think about it: With just one upselling script, a choreographed “magic moment” your staff can pull off every night, and one more bold tactic that we’ll create together, you could see an additional $5,000 in revenue in just 7 days.
Still unsure? Let me put it this way:
If this call doesn’t leave you so excited to implement these ideas that you’d sprint barefoot across your bar during happy hour to make them happen, I don’t deserve your money.
This isn’t fluff or theory. It’s a profit-driven strategy session designed to deliver real results for your business—FAST.
So, if you’re ready to attract more customers, boost check sizes, and create unforgettable guest experiences, let’s make it happen. And if I don’t deliver? You don’t pay.
But let’s be honest: That’s not going to happen.
F****NG unforgettable?
Ready to Make SomeTHING That works?
Your customers deserve more. Your staff deserves better. Let’s work together to create strategies that drive profits, captivate guests, and make your venue the talk of the town—every single time.
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Uncover the secrets of the crystal bowl
A book of Questions, Hopes & Fears.
What do people fear most? What do they hope for? What questions keep them up at night? During my magic & mind-reading shows, I invite guests to share their most personal thoughts—anonymously—on slips of paper and drop them into the crystal bowl. At the end of the show, I use some of the entries for the show’s finale.
Over the years, I’ve kept hundreds of these handwritten notes.
Now, for the first time, I’m sharing this incredible collection of human vulnerability and connection. Each entry has custom made artwork by various artists, and my own interpretations woven throughout. This book is a window into the hopes, fears, and dreams of people just like you. Each page reveals something raw, something real, and reminds us of how we’re more alike than we often tend to believe.
Now you too can dive into the secrets of the Crystal Bowl.
Some of my most popular skits…
