Hey there, it looks like we’re just not a perfect fit right now.
It’s my intention to help & entertain as many people as possible. Because there’s only one of me, and BILLIONS of people on this planet, I have to be REALLY careful whom & what I say “YES” to.

If you’re trying to say hello, share something nice, or tell me about the time you saw a magician who wasn’t me, the best place to do that is Twitter.

Seriously, just @ me there—I try to respond to as many as I can.
If you’ve got a question about magic, storytelling, bartending, or want to show me something cool you’ve made, I’d also direct you to Twitter. I know it’s less satisfying than sending a direct email, but my inbox is like a rabbit hole with no way out.

Things get buried faster than a card in a pile of 51 others, and that’s no good for anyone.

If you just need “a magician”, “a bartender” or some other generic entertainment solution, I’d suggest typing your query into Google, and looking at local results with good reviews. There are hundreds of wonderfully talented people whom I’m sure would love to help you out.

Now, if you’re hoping to connect personally, pitch me a business idea, or ask for a couple of minutes of my time—whether it’s for a quick call, a meeting, or just a selfie—I have to very gently and firmly say no. Saying no sucks. I get it. There are so many amazing people with extraordinary ideas, but here’s the deal: Family comes first, work second, and whatever time is left over (if any) is reserved for me. That usually means practicing my craft, hitting the gym, or just sitting quietly somewhere with a coffee, staring off into space like I’m plotting my next heist. Even if it means missing out on opportunities, I have to protect my time. Boundaries are magic too.

If you’re curious why saying “yes” all the time can be so destructive to creativity, I highly recommend reading Paul Graham’s essay on the Maker’s Schedule vs. Manager’s Schedule. It’s a game-changer. Also, Ryan Holiday wrote a brilliant essay about why “just a little of your time” is never actually just a little of your time. It’s worth a read—I wish I’d written it myself. So, I’m sorry for the "no," but it’s not without reason. I hope you understand. And hey, if you’ve got something extraordinary to share, hit me up on social.
Cheers,
Alex